he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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