Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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