it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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