I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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