covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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