you mean i was at the winter classic?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
