I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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