your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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