babies were throwing up all over the place
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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