Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Holy sore nipples Batman
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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