"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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