not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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