Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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