But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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