I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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