Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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