I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
