when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
