Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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