The maid of honor just puked.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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