I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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