I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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