Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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