Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Do vagina's smell?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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