Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Randomize
