his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I would ride that face into the sunset
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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