nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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