I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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