i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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