Kiss
Puke
Swine flu. Run for my life!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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