Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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