I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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