A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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