Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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