she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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