Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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