Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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