how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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