no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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