Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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