yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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