Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Your penis caused this!
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