ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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