Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
