This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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