DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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