O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
There are leaves in my underwear?
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