SEEEEXXX PLEASE
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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