He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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