Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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