That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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