Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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