he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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