You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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