I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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