i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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