you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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