I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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