i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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