just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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